I'LL SEE YOU IN HOLISTICAITED LAND
So, what's it gonna be? Ready to level it up?
PACKIN' MY BAGS!
LES FCKING GO!
✌️Getting bloodwork done just to hear “everything looks normal” (even though you feel like the doodoo between ya bootycheeks), being handed prescriptions for Clomid, progesterone, or some other quick-fix bullsh*t—and leaving every doctor’s appointment annoyed and pissed off because you’re no closer to a baby than you were months ago.
✌️Peeing on your damn hand (again) trying to catch your fertile window, thinking if you have to squat over another LH strip you might poke your f*cking eyeballs out—or just toss the whole box in the trash.
✌️Spending hours of your precious f*cking life going down rabbit holes—scrolling TikTok, binge-watching YouTube videos, saving grocery lists from random chicks on IG, pinning “hormone-healthy” meal plans you know damn well you’re never gonna cook—only to STILL second-guess every bite of food you put in your mouth.
✌️Giving up sugar, coffee, alcohol, smoking, to be “healthier”... just to have your period show up AGAIN—wondering if you’re doing all this sh*t for nothing.
✌️ Going LOCA during the SLOWWW AS A MOFO 2-week wait—overanalyzing every cramp, every boob tingle, every little twinge, googling “earliest signs of pregnancy” for the millionth time like maybe THIS is the month.
🖕AND MIDDLE FINGERS UP to all the conflicting advice on the internet—one "expert" telling you dairy is the devil, another saying full-fat dairy is your golden ticket to conceiving, and getting so confused in the process, you don’t take action at all (aka you get a case of the "f*ck its")
and...
☁️ feel that rush of excitement when those two pink lines finally pop up...
☁️ that heart-pounding, tears-in-your-eyes moment where you realize holy sh*t, it’s fcking happening...
☁️ that irresistible urge to scream it from the rooftops and plan the most epic surprise for your partner because your dream is finally coming true.
it's time to be a
it's time to be a
“for your gut,” but if you're still bloated, constipated, or in pain when ya doodoo, your digestion isn't optimized. And if you're not digesting properly, your body isn’t fully absorbing nutrients or clearing excess hormones—both essential for creating the ideal environment for conception.
to burn calories, but intense exercise—especially in the wrong phase of your cycle—can spike cortisol, drain your energy, and keep your body in a stressed state, making it feel unsafe to conceive.
and every fertility-boosting supplement the internet told you to try like CoQ10, but your body isn't getting all the nutrients it needs from whole foods (which the body absorbs better) to balance hormones, improve egg quality, & nourish the uterine lining for implantation.
but let’s be real, that shit's expensive AF, doesn't guarantee you get pregnant, and isn’t changing anything about your hormones or health overall 😒 It's not addressing the REAL REASON why conception hasn't been possible for you *yet.*
YUP. THAT'S ME
but instead of addressing why they’re out of balance, your doctor is just prescribing hormone supplements and/or meds to “fix” the symptoms — in other words, the reason you aren’t getting pregnant right now isn’t actually being solved, and whatever is causing it, is going to lead to bigger health issues for you in the future.
but they're not fully accurate, and relying on their predictions is causing you to miss your fertile window over & over again.
but if you're not also identifying your stressors and setting boundaries to reduce them, that little bit of meditation won’t pull your body out of fight-or-flight mode. And if your body still feels stressed and unsafe, making a baby won’t be a priority.
but you're not getting enough of the (right) calories in a day & your meals aren't timed & composed to keep your blood sugar stable, so your body is prioritizing survival functions over reproduction.
You shouldn’t have to *work this hard* to get pregnant naturally, only to feel your heart sinking month after month...
If you’re putting in the effort, then your body should be able to do what it was designed to do.
And it will — when you:
You want a healthy, natural pregnancy more than anything right now —
but, even though you’re doing everything they say you should…
tracking with apps, peeing on strips, taking your prenatal, having avocados every day, and supplementing with COQ10…
it’s just not happening.
Every month ends the same way —
Another negative test.
Your period shows up again.
Another cycle of hope, disappointment, and heartbreak.
Of course you’re frustrated.
Of course you’re exhausted.
Of course part of you is starting to feel like you’d do *anything* to finally get pregnant — even if that means jumping into months of hormone injections, medications, or interventions you never imagined you’d need.
I get it.
I’ve walked alongside so many women in this exact season — driven, committed, doing “all the right things,” and still wondering why their body isn’t responding the way it should.
And here’s what I want you to know:
🚀 Make the diet and lifestyle shifts required for your body to feel SAFE ENOUGH to support a healthy pregnancy, and...
🚀 Master tracking and interpreting your fertile signs so you can confidently identify your fertile window and confirm ovulation each cycle (yourself).
I'm So innn
NOT BY ACCIDENT.
Instead of patching them up with bandaids, we use your symptoms as clues to identify what’s off hormonally AND *WHY* — so you’re no longer googling symptoms at 2AM, jumping from doctor to doctor, getting this & that testing done, trying progesterone, Clomid, Letrozole,…wondering if spending $30K on IVF is your only fcking option.
You finally understand the underlying cause of your hormone imbalance(s) and what your body’s been trying to tell you it needs this whole time. From there, we build a clear, strategic path to healing your symptoms and getting that baby IN YO BELLY.
👀 Periods that have you stuck in bed with a heating pad over your belly?
👀 PMS that has you arguing with your partner over stupidass sh*t?
👀 Acne that has you feeling “ugly” and avoiding photos or mirrors?
👀 Mushy Brain that has you forgetting why you walked into the kitchen?
👀 Afternoon Bloat that’s got you lookin’ like you’re actually pregnant?
PHASE 1
Your symptoms aren’t random — they’re your body’s way of communicating.
PHASE 2
OVER HERE, we don’t force conception.
We create the conditions that make conceiving naturally easy.
☁️ enough fuel and nutrients
☁️ stable blood sugar
☁️ a regulated nervous system
☁️ supported detox pathways
☁️ cycle-synched movement
In Holisticaited Land, we rebuild safety through simple, evidence-based nutrition and lifestyle shifts that actually move the needle on YOUR fertility:
Because it’s not that your body isn’t capable of conceiving…
It’s that it simply doesn’t feel safe enough to *yet.*
When you’re skipping breakfast, going 5+ hours without food, having a protein bar for lunch, running on caffeine, over-exercising, over-working, and staying up until midnight watching Netflix or doom-scrolling…
Your body stays stuck in survival mode.
And a body in survival mode will *never* prioritize making a baby (or growing one).
Eating “healthy” is NOT the same as eating to support your hormones.
The prenatal, COQ10, & magnesium won’t do a dang thang a lang if your body isn’t getting enough of the right calories in a day, and your meals aren’t timed & composed to keep your blood sugar stable.
Over the next 6 months together, we’re taking you from googling “what to eat to get pregnant,” scrolling TikTok, saving grocery lists, and pinning “hormone-healthy” meal plans you’re never gonna cook to being someone who prepares hormone-healthy meals effortlessly (for herself and her babies) every single day.
GET ME IN, GIRL
Managing stress isn’t *just a* little “mindset work.” If your to-do list still owns you and “rest” gives you guilt sweats, your body’s not tryna make a baby — it’s just tryna *survive.*
Inside Holisticaited Mamas, we go way beyond “relax more.” Supporting your nervous system runs deeper: shrinking that scroll-length to-do list, setting real boundaries, regulating your circadian rhythm — all while building deep AWARENESS of what stress looks and feels like in your body, so you know exactly how to respond when it hits.
Because when your nervous system feels safe, your body finally says:
“Ok girl. Let’s make a fckin baby, babyyy”
No, it’s not a 3-day juice cleanse and no, you don't have to shoot coffee up ya booty hole.
But, it does mean reducing all the toxic sh*t you’ve got stored in your fat cells, ovaries, and tissues from plastics, pesticides, makeup, cleaning supplies, & prescription medications.
In Holisticaited Land, we say FCK OFF to the poison that disrupts your hormones, and your chances of making a baby. You will learn how to reduce your toxic load & support your liver so your detox pathways stay flowing, your puffy face & raccoon eyes go POOF, and your uterus finally feels like home sweet home. It might seem crazy…but 6 months from now, you might not even own a microwave anymore.
I refuse to let you be someone who spends hours on the toilet in pain, spending hella $ on toilet paper because if you buy the cheap stuff, you’re gonna get some doodoo on ya hands with all the dang wiping you’re doing.
I also refuse to let you be someone who only sees her doodoo twice a week and has to push so hard to get it out, she’s gotta let out an “uhhhh” before anything even drops.
You’re taking probiotics and eating Greek yogurt “for your gut,” but if you're still bloated, constipated, or in pain when ya doodoo, your digestion isn't optimized. Inside Holisticaited Mamas, you’ll learn how to enhance digestion so your body is fully absorbing nutrients and clearing out excess hormones — both essential for pooping daily in less than 2 mins and creating the ideal baby-makin’ environment you need to see those 2 pink lines.
You know how you never “feel like” working out? Or how you can’t seem to get consistent with it? Or how when you do consistently bust your ass in the gym, it feels like it’s pointless cause you step on the scale and ain’t nothin’ changed?
It’s because you’re not moving your body in a way that supports your hormones. In Holisticaited Land, there IS such a thing as working out too hard or too much. Intense exercise—especially in the wrong phase of your cycle—can spike cortisol, drain your energy, and keep your body in a stressed state, making it feel unsafe to conceive.
Lemme be clear tho — you will NOT be handed some strict AF workout protocol. Instead, we’re helping you tune into your body and move IN SYNC with the phases of your menstrual cycle so you become someone who ENJOYS moving her body daily & never lets her current circumstances (like being a mom) keep her from getting it DUN.
No strict diets, macro counting, or cutting out dairy or carbs.
Just simple, sustainable habits that support your hormones long-term — because this isn’t just about getting pregnant…
It’s about becoming the best version of you, showing up as her through motherhood, and building a healthy lifestyle you’ll one day pass down to your kids — and be so dang proud of 🥹
PHASE 3
We make these changes a whole-ass lifestyle because in Holisticaited Land, we don’t do temporary — like the Mucinex Theory hack you’ve probably seen on TikTok 🙄
Together, we create a personalized plan built around your real life— your routines, schedule, and capacity (not some health influencer’s). The focus is on small, strategic shifts (like adding an afternoon snack with enough protein, fat, fiber, *and* carbs) that not only make conception possible, but stack over time and actually *stick*.
PHASE 4
Over here, we don’t predict ovulation with three different apps and inaccurate test strips…
We confirm that sh*t.
This phase runs alongside the diet and lifestyle work — so while your body is rebuilding safety, you’re also maximizing your chances of makin’ a baby every single cycle.
At the same time, you will learn how to track and interpret your body’s fertile signs — calendar days of menstruating, basal body temperature, and cervical mucus — so you can clearly identify your fertile window and time conception intentionally.
✨ Wakes up with energy, excited for the day ahead, even after 5 hours of broken sleep because her baby is teething and nursing through the night.
✨ Gets dressed in whatever the f*ck she wants because she knows she looks damn good — then sits down for a smooth, two-minute morning poo, and whips up a nourishing breakfast for her and her family (because she wants to, not because she has to).
✨ Feels confident enough to leave the house without makeup and take photos without filters.
✨Goes for walks every day while pushing her baby in the stroller because it’s easily become one of her favorite habits.
✨ Bakes banana oat muffins with her toddler one minute, crushes a workout while her baby watches from the bouncer the next — and then locks the f*ck in during nap time to get sh*t done (or relaxes guilt-free)
It’s time for your conception journey to not just *end* with a baby, but to *birth* a whole new level of you.
THE WOMAN WHO...
We take pride in being the exception —
part of the 1% that gives a sh*t enough to consistently support our hormones…
because we know what it does for us.
We know how much better we feel and show up -
more energy, more patience, more presence, more sparkkk
for the people and things that matter most to us.
No time? Not an excuse we entertain.
Too busy to…workout? fuel your body? get your steps in? meditate?
We don’t relate.
☁️ Over 50 regular cycles and periods without cramps or PMS — without breaking out or snapping at my husband the week before it’s scheduled to show.
☁️ Conceiving on the 1st try with my oldest daughter, and the 2nd try with my youngest (while exclusively breastfeeding).
☁️ “Bouncing back” with ease after each baby because my body was BUILT for it.
I’m picking up fresh sourdough from the local bakery at 7:30AM, and harvesting greens from the garden I built in my backyard.
☁️ Waking up early, with energy, nursing my 5 month old, getting her and my toddler ready to leave the house with my husband’s help.
☁️ Getting breakfast at one of our go-to spots, where we know the food is locally sourced and the ingredients are high-quality.
☁️Strolling through the farmers market, baby strapped to my chest, toddler helping me bag fresh, organic produce (because she loves it).
☁️ Making a quick trip down the road to pick up high-quality dairy and meats from nearby farms — because we give a sh*t about what we’re feeding ourselves and our girls.
I was running out the house in a hurry to get to work (at 10AM) with a coffee in one hand and a Belvita breakfast biscuit in another.
Let this be the year you invest once into simple, sustainable changes that actually make a difference — without overhauling your entire life overnight — to support your hormones and finally move the needle on your fertility.
We're here to make babies differently.
And the work I put in is exactly why I was able to conceive on the first try.
Inside The Holisticaited Familia (my free Circle community), you’ll unlock:
FERTILE & FUELED
clarity for the woman who's SO over generic "what to eat to get pregnant" TikTok tips and wants to know exactly how to tweak her eating habits to get pregnant naturally -- fast.
RIDE (OR SLIDE)
a FAM mini-course that teaches you exactly how to track and interpret your fertile signs (cervical mucus and basal body temp) so you can identify your fertile window yourself and optimize your chances of conception.
POWERFUL.PERIOD.
support your hormones and master your menstrual cycle to transition off hormonal birth control smoothly, restore your natural cycle, and support your fertility so you can get pregnant on your timeline 🤌😏
WELLFED MAMA
get informed, be prepared, and feel confident in the way you’re supporting your health through food in every phase of motherhood — from preconception to postpartum.
HOLISTICAITED (OG)
where simple low-lift tweaks turn into lasting habits that support your hormones for regular easygoing cycles, optimized fertility, and the energy & focus to show up fully and CRUSH IT as a mom, partner, and professional without running yourself into the ground.
PLUS:
You'll have access to any programs I offer during our 6 months together AND new trainings and resources specifically created *JUST* for my Holisticaited Mamas to see results FAST AS FCK.
YES, PLEASEEE!
and work with me, a board-certified holistic nutritionist and health coach with an advanced education in hormone health that conceived ASAP 2x and has helped many other women get pregnant (within months) by supporting their hormones with their daily habits.
DIY-ing this thang, twiddling your thumbs waiting on lab results, peeing on your fcking hand again while squatting over an LH strip, overanalyzing every cramp and boob tingle googling “earliest signs of pregnancy” for the millionth time during ANOTHER sLOW as a MOfO 2-week wait, sitting in a sea of saved posts & half-empty supplement bottles googling “how to get pregnant naturally,” praying to God you don’t have to order another fcking box of LH strips or resort to spending $20K on IVF treatments to *maybe* meet your baby...
Understands her body so fcking well she’s fully capable of responding to it with exactly what it needs— instead of wasting hours of her precious life going down rabbit holes, binge-watching TikToks and YouTube videos, and STILL feeling no closer to a solution.
And inside Holisticaited Mamas, we’re changing that — starting with you.
Not in middle school.
Not in high school.
Not at your yearly doctor’s visits.
You weren’t taught what your symptoms mean.
You weren’t taught how your cycle actually works.
You weren’t taught how to nourish your body to support your hormones.
You were handed pads, told to expect cramps, and warned not to get pregnant — that’s it.
You pass that awareness down.
You raise children who grow up knowing how to care for their bodies so they’re not stuck unlearning all the same sh*t you did…
👀 That cramps and PMS are just part of being a woman.
👀 That being on the pill is the only way to fix it and keep them from getting pregnant too soon.
For YOURSELF, your DAUGHTERS, and the WOMEN watching you LEAD.
PACKIN' MY BAGS!
and YOU WILL BE too.
RESULTS don't LIE.
remember when I said we're not just about getting a baby in your belly...
Def not! Whether you're trying now, planning for the near future, or coming off birth control — this experience will prep your body, so when it’s go-time, you're readyyy.
Hells yea. This entire experience was built for the do-it-all kind of woman. The habits we build inside Holisticaited Mamas are realistic, sustainable, and designed to fit into your life — not take it over.
Absolutely. You’ll have two private coaching calls with me twice a month (hot-seat style and workshop-style) plus access to me inside a private Telegram chat.
Not at all. If you're feeling off — painful periods, cycle issues, irregular ovulation, or just “WTF is going on with my body?” — we start right there. You’ll learn to read your body’s signs and shift your habits accordingly, without needing permission from a lab result.
It’s a blend. You’ll get instant access to the full curriculum library, and we layer on live coaching calls + ongoing support to keep you moving and clear on what matters most for your body, right now.
Some of my clients have conceived within a month — seriously. But the truth? It depends on where you’re starting from, what’s going on in your body, and how consistently you’re implementing the work. Holisticaited Mamas isn’t a quick-fix — it’s about building the kind of habits that actually move the needle on your fertility and make you feel damn good in your body while doing it.