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Where we don’t force conception.
We create the conditions that make conceiving naturally easy 😉




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LAWD knows they've already consumed enough of that 😅

HOLISTICAITED MAMAs

don't come in because they need more information...



most women who join




They've got folders full of saved fertility posts. Hundreds of ChatGPT questions trying to decode every symptom. They've bought the Oura Ring, the Inito, the supplements. They've done the bloodwork and ultrasounds. They're going to acupuncture, started seed cycling,...




and somehow still feel no closer to conception.

They're tired of trying to piece together advice that constantly contradicts itself only to keep wondering if what they're doing is "right."

They just want someone to connect the dots, help them understand what's actually going on in their body, and give them a plan they can trust is moving them closer to seeing those two pink lines 🫶


✌️ Getting bloodwork done just to hear “everything looks normal” (even though you feel like the doodoo between ya bootycheeks), being handed prescriptions for Clomid, progesterone, or some other quick-fix BS—and leaving every doctor’s appointment frustrated because you’re no closer to a baby than you were months ago.

✌️ Peeing on your dang hand (again) trying to catch ovulation, thinking if you have to squat over another LH strip you might poke your friggin' eyeballs out—or just toss the whole box in the trash.

✌️ Spending hours of your precious life going down rabbit holes—scrolling TikTok, binge-watching YouTube videos, saving grocery lists from wellness girlies on IG, pinning “hormone-healthy” meal plans you know dang well you’re never gonna cook—only to STILL second-guess whether you're doing any of it right. 

✌️ Going LOCA during the SLOWWW AS A MOFO 2-week wait—overanalyzing every cramp, every boob tingle, every little twinge, googling “earliest signs of pregnancy” for the millionth time like maybe THIS is the month.

"PEACE OUT" TO:

over here in Holisticaited Land we say

and instead...




☁️ feel that heart-pounding, tears-in-your-eyes moment when those two pink lines finally pop up and you realize...

"holy moly. it's happeninggggg" 🥹




HOLISTICAITED MAMA

it's time to be a





THIS WILL BE YOU (IF YOU CHOOSE IT)...

HOLISTICAITED MAMA

it's time to be a





but RIGHT NOW,  here's WHAT'S HAPPENING instead...

YOU'RE TAKING A HIGH-QUALITY PRENATAL

and every fertility-boosting supplement the internet told you to try like CoQ10, but your body isn't getting all the nutrients it needs from whole foods (which the body absorbs better) to balance hormones, improve egg quality, & nourish the uterine lining for implantation.




03.

YOU DON'T HAVE AN EFFORT PROBLEM...
your effort is just misdirected.

YUP. THAT'S ME

you're getting your hormones tested

but instead of addressing why they’re off, your doctor is handing you progesterone, Letrozole or another bandaid to “fix” things. The reason you aren’t getting pregnant right now isn’t actually being solved, and whatever is causing it, is going to lead to bigger health issues for you in the future.




01.

YOU'RE USING APPS & LH STRIPS TO TIME SEX

but they're not fully accurate, don't actually confirm ovulation, and relying on their predictions is causing you to miss your fertile window over & over again.




02.

YOU'RE EATING "HEALTHIER" FOOD TYPES

but you're not getting enough of the (right) calories in a day and/or your meals aren't timed & composed to keep your blood sugar stable, so your body is prioritizing survival functions over reproduction.




04.

but, here's the thang a lang...
you haven't (yet) tried the holisticaited way 😉

When you work with your body and understand its signals instead of guessing what it needs, you can uncover what’s been blocking conception (at the root) and create the internal conditions that make conception happen naturally faster and easier 😏

I SEE YOU...

You want a healthy, natural pregnancy more than anything right now —
but, even though you’re doing all the "fertility-boosting" things: 
cutting caffeine & alcohol, eating eggs & kiwis, using non-toxic deodorant...

it’s just not happening. 

Every month ends the same way — 
Another negative test.
Your period shows up again.
Another cycle of hope, disappointment, and heartbreak.

At this point, you're not afraid of putting in the work. 
You're afraid of pouring another 3, 6, 12 months into the wrong work. 

You're telling yourself you’d do *anything* to finally get pregnant — even if that means going down the fertility treatment route you never wanted for yourself.

and, that's exactly what we do inside...

Together, we will:

Make the diet and lifestyle shifts required for your body to feel SAFE ENOUGH to support a healthy pregnancy, and...

Master tracking and interpreting your fertile signs so you can confidently identify your fertile window and confirm ovulation each cycle (yourself)

I'm So innn

MAMAS

HOLISTICAITED

A TTC GROUP COACHING PROGRAM for Women who are DUN Forcing Pregnancy with Meds, Hacks, and Peeing On Strips Every Day — and Ready to Build a Body where Conception becomes the Natural Byproduct. 

I'm So innn

I'm So innn

and YOU WILL BE too.

MY CLIENTS BE WINNIN'👀

RESULTS don't LIE.


APPLY HERE!

I came off the pill (cold turkey… do not recommend 🙃), developed post-pill acne for the first time in my life, gained weight out of nowhere, and spiraled into every diet you can think of trying to “fix” it — keto, intermittent fasting, calorie counting on MyFitnessPal (yikes), plant-based (hello, full-body eczema)…

None of it worked.
Because none of it addressed what was actually causing my hormones to be so off in the first place.

And let’s be real — there was no way I was eating keto forever.

Your health — and the health of the people you love most — REALLY fcking matters.

SUPPP,
I'M CAIT!

I balanced my hormones and got pregnant naturally 3 TIMES IN UNDER 4 YEARS 😏
But, about 10 years ago?

I was the girl living off Hot Cheetos and cortaditos, on the pill, sleeping like sh*t (thanks to architecture school), and grieving my dad’s ALS diagnosis — all while quietly wrecking my hormones without even realizing it.

At 25, I lost my dad (my favorite human on the planet).

I was grieving, directionless, and barely recognized myself after years of terrible lifestyle habits and the stress of caring for him. 

I stopped blaming my circumstances and decided to take responsibility for my health — because that year taught me a lesson I’ll never forget:

Since then, I’ve:
☁️ Had two healthy pregnancies
☁️ Given birth naturally (at home)
☁️ Healed smoothly postpartum
☁️ Regulated my cycle while exclusively breastfeeding
☁️ Conceived 3x in under 4 years, fast 

And no lie — I feel better (and look better) now at 33, after having two babies in three years, than I ever did in my 20s.

Not because of luck.
Not because of “good genes.”

And definitely not because of bandaid, quick-fix solutions like prescription meds, progesterone supplements, IUI, or IVF.

But because I’ve spent years consistently supporting my hormones with the *right* diet and lifestyle foundations.

And that’s exactly what you’ll learn to do inside Holisticaited Mamas.

I conceived on the first try.

Shortly after, I helped my first TTC client conceive in under 30 days — after nearly a year of trying on her own.

That’s when I became obsessed with understanding the female body— 

our menstrual cycles, hormones, and how diet and lifestyle actually support (or sabotage) them.

I got certified as a Holistic Nutritionist & Health Coach, kept learning, kept experimenting, and kept healing.

By my late 20s:
☁️ The cramps that had me poppin’ Motrin all day — GONE.
☁️ The PMS that had me snappin’ at my husband — disappeared.
☁️ My skin cleared
☁️ My energy came back

And when I was ready to grow my family?

Here'S HOW WE make babies THE HOLISTICAITED WAY...

IDENTIFY & UNDERSTAND

NOT BY ACCIDENT. 

Instead of patching them up with bandaids, we use your symptoms as clues to identify what’s off hormonally AND *WHY* — so you’re no longer googling symptoms at 2AM, throwing the latest fertility supplement into the mix, trying Vitex & Red raspberry leaf tea,…wondering if spending $30K on IVF is your only option. 

You finally have a clear picture of what's been keeping you from conceiving and what your body needs for support. From there, we build a clear, strategic path to supporting your hormones, improving your symptoms and getting that baby IN YO BELLY. 

IDENTIFY WHAT'S OFF HORMONALLY & UNDERSTAND HOW YOUR HABITS ARE KEEPING YOU STUCK

👀 Irregular periods, short periods (under 3 days), long cycles (over 35 days),  short cycles (under 24 days), cramps that have you stuck in bed with a heating pad over your belly, PMS, bloating, acne, fatigue, short luteal phase (under 12 days), spotting before your period....

PHASE 1

Your symptoms aren’t random — they’re your body’s way of communicating. 

REBUILD SAFETY IN YOUR BODY THRU MICRO-REFINEMENTS IN YOUR DIET & LIFESTYLE

REBUILD SAFETY

PHASE 2

OVER HERE, we don’t force conception.
We create the conditions that make conceiving naturally easy.

☁️ enough fuel and nutrients
☁️ stable blood sugar
☁️ a regulated nervous system
☁️ supported detox pathways
☁️ cycle-synched movement


In Holisticaited Land, we rebuild safety through simple, evidence-based nutrition and lifestyle shifts that actually move the needle on YOUR fertility:

Because it’s not that your body isn’t capable of conceiving…
It just doesn’t feel safe enough to *yet.*

When you’re skipping breakfast, going 5+ hours without food, having a protein bar for lunch, running on caffeine, over-exercising, over-working, and staying up until midnight watching Netflix or doom-scrolling…

Your body stays stuck in survival mode.
And a body in survival mode will *never* prioritize making a baby (or growing one).

Nourish

Fuel your body with enough REAL whole foods & high-quality nutrients, plus build meals that keep your blood sugar steady, so your hormones have what they need to do their jobs. The prenatal, COQ10, & magnesium won’t do a dang thang a lang if you're under-eating or under-fueling. 

GET ME IN, GIRL

Rest & Recharge

Reduce stress & optimize rest, so you're regulating your circadian rhythm, calming your nervous system. and your body feels safe enough to ovulate & make a baby. And no, a 5 min meditation before before going right back to running around like a chicken with its head cut off ain't doing it for you...

Detox

Reduce your toxic load & support your liver's natural detox pathways so your body can process hormones efficiently and create a healthier environment for conception (plus you can say goodbye to the puffy face & racoon eyes in the process). No, this isn't a 3-day juice cleanse and no, you don't have to shoot coffee up ya booty hole either. 

Digest & Absorb

Enhance digestion so your body is fully absorbing nutrients and clearing out excess hormones — both essential for pooping daily in less than 2 mins and creating the ideal baby-makin’ environment you need to see those 2 pink lines. Because taking a probiotic and eating Greek yogurt ain't cutting it if you're still bloated, constipated or fighting for your life while ya doodoo. 

Move

Tune into your body and move IN SYNC with the phases of your menstrual cycle, so you’re supporting the natural ebb & flow of your hormones instead of running your body into the ground. No strict AF workout protocols or forcing yourself through workouts that make you want to stick needles in your eyeballs. 

MOVE THE NEEDLE:

KEY AREAS OF YOUR HEALTH THAT ACTUALLY

INTEGRATE & MAKE IT YOUR NORM

No strict diets, macro counting, or cutting out dairy or carbs. 

Just simple, sustainable habits that support your hormones long-term — because this isn’t just about getting pregnant…

It’s about becoming the best version of you, showing up as her through motherhood, and building a healthy lifestyle you’ll one day pass down to your kids — and be so dang proud of 🥹

Make hormone-healthy habits your new normal (not just a phase)

PHASE 3

We make these changes a whole-ass lifestyle because in Holisticaited Land, we don’t do temporary — like the Mucinex Theory hack you’ve probably seen on TikTok 🙄

Together, we create a personalized plan built around your real life— your routines, schedule, and capacity (not some health influencer’s). The focus is on small, strategic shifts tailored to you that not only make conception possible, but actually *stick*.

Because when shifts like this stack over time, they create the internal conditions your body needs to ovulate consistently and conceive naturally.

TRACK YOUR FERTILE SIGNS, IDENTIFY YOUR FERTILE WINDOW & OPTIMIZE YOUR CHANCES OF CONCEIVING. 

MASTER FERTILITY AWARENESS

PHASE 4

Over here, we don’t predict ovulation with three different apps and inaccurate test strips…

We confirm that sh*t.

This phase runs alongside the diet and lifestyle work — so while your body is rebuilding safety, you’re also maximizing your chances of makin’ a baby every single cycle.

At the same time, you will learn how to track and interpret your body’s fertile signs — calendar days of menstruating, basal body temperature, and cervical mucus — so you can clearly identify your fertile window and time conception intentionally.

PHASE 4

Over here, we don’t predict ovulation with three different apps and inaccurate test strips…

We confirm that sh*t.

☁️ Full Access to the Holisticaited Curriculum

Inside the program, you’ll have access to our private Telegram group where Holisticaited Mamas can connect, share wins, and support each other throughout the journey. Trying to conceive can feel isolating, but this space gives you a room full of women who GET IT. Here you can celebrate ovulation confirmations, share what you’re learning about your body, support each other through the emotional ups and downs, and stay motivated and consistent with all the amazing new habits you’re implementing. Because when women move through this process together, the journey feels lighter, easier, and way less lonely.

HERE'S WHAT'S INSIDE:

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From day one, you unlock the full Holisticaited curriculum — giving you immediate access to the tools and education needed to confidently time conception and build a lifestyle that makes pregnancy the natural byproduct (all by yourself). In fact, I’ve had clients conceive naturally using my self-paced programs ALONE 👀 Inside Holisticaited Mamas, education and implementation happen simultaneously. So, while I refine your strategy, you build the body literacy to support your hormones long after this coaching container ends.

YES, PLEASEEE!

☁️ Onboarding Deep Dive 1:1 Sesh

We kick things off with a 60-minute private onboarding deep dive*call designed to create immediate clarity and direction for *YOU* (not errybody and their mother TTC). This means BUH BYE generic “fertility-boosting” tips and cookie-cutter TTC advice that’s gotten you nowhere but frustrated, disappointed, and confused. 

Before we meet, I'll review your symptoms, cycle & fertility history, fertility charts and a 7-day snapshot of your meals, so we can uncover what's cockblocking conception and determine the most strategic place to start based on what will move the needle fastest for *you.*

You'll leave this call knowing exactly what to focus on first, with clear, personalized shifts you can start implementing right away to move you closer to conception asap. This one call will bring more clarity than all your months of trying to piece together fertility advice from doctors, podcasts, and TikTok combined.

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☁️ Bi-weekly Group Coaching Calls

Every other week, we meet for live "hot-seat" group coaching calls where you can bring your specific situation to the group — your fertility chart, meals or eating patterns, symptoms you’re noticing, or even the emotions you’re navigating — so we can work through them together and keep things moving forward fast. No sitting around for 4 months wondering, “is this sh*t even working?!” — we look at what your body is telling us, and adjust accordingly 😏

(Can't make it live? submit your questions ahead of time for feedback and watch the replay).

02

☁️ Client-Driven Trainings

Got something you want me to teach, explain or riff on? Request it 😏  Each week, you get to submit a Training Request based on whatever you're currently navigating—“Is this fertility supplement actually worth taking? How do I get my iron up naturally? How do I handle another negative test without spiraling?”

I'll turn the most relevant requests into bite-sized audio trainings inside the program, so you're getting the right information when you actually need it — instead of digging through 47 podcast episodes and TikToks hoping someone answers your exact question. Because it’s not about getting more fertility information. It’s about getting information that's actually relevant to YOU. 

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☁️ Community Support

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AND IF YOU'RE A
HOLISTICAITED MAMAS VIP 😏

you're getting alllllll  that program goodness

PLUS:

On the weeks we don’t meet for coaching calls, we keep the momentum going with a VIP Q&A Day inside Circle. Before each Q&A Day, you can submit *up to two questions* for personalized support and no, sending me pics of your cervical mucus isn't too weird...I'll answer each question directly inside Circle, so you aren’t waiting around until the next coaching call to get the personalized support you need.

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☁️ A Monthly Q&A Week

☁️ Monthly Workshopping Call

Each month, we get together for an additional 60-minute Implementation Workshop to review what your latest cycle showed us — what's working, what's not, where to make adjustments, and what we're implementing going forward 😏

You'll leave with a personalized action plan (and zero wondering what you should be focused on next.) Because around here, NO cycle is wasted. Every cycle gives us more data. Every month, we use it to make your plan better & more strategic — instead of doing the same sh*t over & over and hoping for a different outcome.

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THIS IS FOR ME!

✨ Wakes up with energy, excited for the day ahead, even after 5 hours of broken sleep because her baby is teething and nursing through the night.

✨ Gets dressed in whatever TF she wants because she feels good in her body — then sits down for a smooth, two-minute morning poo, and whips up a nourishing breakfast for her and her family (because she wants to, not because she has to).

✨ Gets her daily walk in while pushing her baby in the stroller because it’s easily become one of her favorite habits.

✨ Bakes banana oat muffins with her toddler one minute, crushes a workout while her baby watches from the bouncer the next — and then locks IN during nap time to get sh*t done (or relaxes guilt-free)

HERE'S THE THANG A LANG...
I KNOW YOU. AND GETTING PREGNANT ASAP? NOT THE ONLY THING YOU'RE AFTER...

It’s time for your conception journey to not just *end* with a baby, but to *birth* a whole new level of you.

THE WOMAN WHO...

THEY'RE THE REASON SHE DOES.

because her babies aren’t the reason she doesn’t take care of herself…

But, because when it comes to her health, 
she has high f*cking standards. 


Because Holisticaited Mamas Don't Settle.

WE SPARK✨

she's learned how to nourish, move, and support her body in ways that actually fit into her life — so being “busy” doesn't mean putting herself last.

SHE'S GOT EM ALL WONDERING...

"HOW DOES SHE DO IT?"
"What’s her secret?"
"There’s just something about her…"

more energy. more patience. more presence. more sparkkkkkk✨
not because she has more hours in the day...

☁️ Over 50 regular cycles and periods without cramps or PMS — without breaking out or snapping at my husband the week before it’s scheduled to show.   

☁️ Conceiving on the 1st try with my oldest daughter, and the 2nd try with my youngest (while exclusively breastfeeding).




☁️ Signing up for VIP CSA memberships with our local farmer & getting fresh produce delivered weekly

the vibe? ☁️✨

☁️ “Bouncing back” with ease after each baby because my body was BUILT for it. 

When less than a DECADE ago...

I was running out the house in a hurry to get to work (at 10AM) with a coffee in one hand and a Belvita breakfast biscuit in another. 


Let this be the year you invest once into simple, sustainable changes that actually make a difference — without overhauling your entire life overnight — to support your hormones and finally move the needle on your fertility.

We're here to make babies differently.

✨☁️

This is all POSSIBLE for YOU too.

HOLISTICAITED

We're here to MAKE BABIES the

WAY

☁️✨

Understands her body so fcking well she’s fully capable of responding to it with exactly what it needs— THROUGH TTC, PREGNANCY, POSTPARTUM, AND MOTHERHOOD.

BECAUSE this isn't just knowledge you use until you see two pink lines...


This is knowledge you carry with you for life.

You don't just want someone to tell you what to eat to get pregnant. 
You can find that sh*t on TikTok.

You want someone who will guide you to becoming the woman who:

YOU CHANGE THAT STORY FOR YOUR KIDS.

But, when you learn how to SUPPORT your OWN BODY...

Not in middle school.
Not in high school.
Not at your yearly doctor’s visits.

You weren’t taught what your symptoms mean, how your cycle actually works, or how to nourish your body to support your hormones.

You were handed pads, told to expect cramps, and warned not to get pregnant — that’s it.




No one taught you how to actually UNDERSTAND your body.

WHAT'S WILD IS THAT...

You pass that awareness down.

You raise children who grow up knowing how to care for their bodies so they’re not stuck unlearning all the same sh*t you did…

👀 That cramps and PMS are just part of being a woman.
👀 That being on the pill is the only way to fix it and keep them from getting pregnant too soon.







YOU deserve BETTER.
YOUR DAUGHTERS deserve BETTER.

And inside Holisticaited Mamas, we’re changing that — starting with you.

and work with me, a board-certified holistic nutritionist and health coach with an advanced education in hormone health that conceived 3x in under 4 years and has helped many other women get pregnant (within months) by supporting their hormones with their daily habits. 

Orrrr you can take a lil' trip 🧳 to Holisticaited Land...

So, you can keep...

DIY-ing this thang, twiddling your thumbs waiting on lab results, peeing on your fcking hand again while squatting over an LH strip, overanalyzing every cramp and boob tingle googling “earliest signs of pregnancy” for the millionth time during ANOTHER sLOW as a MOfO 2-week wait, sitting in a sea of saved posts & half-empty supplement bottles googling “how to get pregnant naturally,” praying to God you don’t have to order another dang box of LH strips or resort to spending $30K on IVF treatments to *maybe* meet your baby...

Let's BREAK the CYCLE.
The CHOICE is YOURS.
You set the STANDARD.

For YOURSELF, your DAUGHTERS, and the WOMEN watching you LEAD.

I'LL SEE YOU IN HOLISTICAITED LAND

PACKIN' MY BAGS!

PACK YO BAGS // PACK YO BAGS // 

holly

JULIANNA

MELANIE

It's totally worth it. It's not a diet, not a fad, it is deepening your knowing and agency of your body, what it needs, and how to treat it. 

I've tried all these things without support and without knowing what I'm doing and it was great to just trust that the person in front of you knows their shit...

I can't wait to pass this knowledge onto my nieces and own children one day. It baffles me that we do through life without knowing these things.

faqs

Do I need to be trying to conceive right this second to join?

Def not! Whether you're trying now, planning for the near future, or coming off birth control — this experience will prep your body, so when it’s go-time, you're readyyy.

I'm soo busy. Can I do this while working full-time or raising other kiddos?

Hells yea. This entire experience was built for the do-it-all kind of woman. The habits we build inside Holisticaited Mamas are realistic, sustainable, and designed to fit into your life — not take it over.

Will I get personal support from you?

Absolutely. You’ll have your private onboarding call (including a personalized meal audit) plus group coaching calls with me twice a month (hot-seat style). If you upgrade to VIP, personalized support increases with the Q&A week and an additional more intimate monthly workshopping call. 

Do I need labs, a diagnosis, or to be working with a doctor to join?

Not at all. If you're feeling off — painful periods, cycle issues, irregular ovulation, or just “WTF is going on with my body?” — we start right there. You’ll learn to read your body’s signs and shift your habits accordingly, without needing permission from a lab result.

Is this self-paced or structured?

It’s a blend. You’ll get instant access to the full curriculum library, and we layer on live coaching calls + ongoing support to keep you moving and clear on what matters most for your body, right now.

How long will this take? I need this like yesterday.

Some of my clients have conceived within a month — seriously. But the truth? It depends on where you’re starting from, what’s going on in your body, and how consistently you’re implementing the work. Holisticaited Mamas isn’t a quick-fix — it’s about building the kind of habits that actually move the needle on your fertility and make you feel damn good in your body while doing it.

Ready to MAKE A BABY naturALLY THE HOLISTICAITED WAY?

READYYY!